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Geeze, how did you find your sad self on this website? What you have before you is the disappointing excuse for a food blog run by someone without the time or talent to make it something memorable. Instead they update it when trying to avoid people by staying home for the entire weekend and putting extreme doubt into the idea of what should be considered a “serving size.”

No, I don’t hate anyone. No, this isn’t serious. Yes, I’m a terrible person, and yes, all these posts are sarcasm. Read at your own risk.